Another League

I'm still looking for a green dalmatic for the church. But it probably won't be this one currently on eBay.

The Boss's Birthday

You can argue that Her Madge is Chairman of the Board of the Church of England and we are all being thoroughly encouraged to use her 90th birthday, spread, as royal birthdays are, throughout the convenient Spring and Summer months, as a means of talking about her faith. You can see the point of this: there are few other heads of state who are so sincerely and publicly Christian as the Queen is, and there have indeed been occasions when her own personal faith has poked through the official Anglican carapace of the Monarchy into clear view. The book you see illustrated here, The Servant Queen and the King She Serves, was produced by the Scripture Union as part of that effort, and we were all sent copies by the diocese. 

It is, let it be said, a game attempt to direct attention to the links between the Queen's work and her personal beliefs. In a way the slimmed-down version for schools is an improvement on the full one as it describes more clearly the liturgy and symbolism of the Coronation service that meant so much to the Queen and has shaped her life subsequently. I am toying with the idea of doing something here in Swanvale Halt that looks more directly at that liturgy, and its connections with the apparently humbler, but spiritually just as grand, liturgies which the rest of us take part in - baptism, matrimony, ordination.

As I say, a game attempt. But one which almost inevitably, no matter how decorated it may be in funny stories about Tommy Cooper and Saudi princes, can't avoid the reverent sycophancy which the subject-matter demands (again, the schools version is a bit better in this respect). Probably the most grating declaration in the book comes when we are shown a windswept monarch stomping along a beach with four corgis: 'She employs 1200 people', the caption tells us, 'but feeds her own dogs'. Well, bona. I can't help reflecting that a couple of dozen generations ago her ancestors would have been feeding their employees to the dogs, but then part of the genius of the British establishment has always been to ignore actual history while constantly banging on about how important it is. As somebody who is neither a republican nor a monarchist (my King sleeps in Leicester), I also can't help the feeling that concentrating on the personal faith and humility of this individual monarch diverts attention from the nature of the institution of monarchy, and I would quite like people to think about that as well. 

We discussed at the Staff Meeting what we should do to respond to the diocese's call to mark the Queen's birthday and use it as a means of talking about the faith. The meeting has a general leftish bias and there was a bit of reluctance evident, but we thought that perhaps we could get something for the garden around the church and use that a means of celebrating the event, which is rather like many communities marked the Jubilee a couple of years ago. However the chap who manages the garden is a definite republican and told me 'the obvious thing would be a plastic corgi', which was entirely unhelpful.

Interestingly I had lunch yesterday with a friend who is (partly) an employee of the Queen - even more directly than I am - and he said they'd been told not to celebrate the event with anything more than tea and cake as it was 'not an achievement'. I wonder whether this represents the opinion of Her Madge herself?

Brevity the Soul of Bureaucracy

On Sunday we had our Annual Parochial Church Meeting, always an event people anticipate eagerly ... In theory it marks the lowest tier of the structures of the Church of England. In theory, too, there are in fact two meetings: the meeting of the Vestry which elects churchwardens and in which technically anyone in the parish can vote, and the APCM proper which does all the rest - elect members of the church council, receive accounts, and hold the officers of the church to account. I also take it as an opportunity to deliver a bit of a review of the last year and to look forward to the next, which can be fun to do. 

To say everyone sat in silence would be an exaggeration as there were murmurs of appreciation and assent now and again, but we managed to get through the whole exercise in less than forty minutes. I am not sure whether this is more because people are happy with the way things are in the church or whether they're simply cowed. Some of my colleagues are now competing to see how short their meetings can be.

Jersey

We've just returned from a few days in Jersey as Ms Formerly Aldgate was keen to fly but neither of us wanted a long trip - and minimal it was, barely more than half an hour aloft. I was surprised by the quantity of Art Deco buildings around, some of them of proper 1930s vintage, such as the astonishingly monumental garage which now houses the Mansell Collection, or this store in St Helier (just beside a very similar branch of Burton's) ...

... and modern interpretations too. A new block of apartments with sleek curved lines and porthole windows was going up beside the bus route from the airport, and on the clifftop above St Aubin I found the very pleasing house called St Cecilia, with its gate whose metalwork rather appropriately suggests musical notation (not sure that was the intention, though).



















The Museum in St Helier includes a reconstructed 19th-century merchant's house and this life-size advertising figure, we concluded taking snuff. However notwithstanding an Iron Age gold torque and a Dark Age skeleton I thought the most moving object was the battered diary of 17th-century Jerseyman Jean Chevalier.

We called in at the amazing 'Glass Church', St Matthew's, rebuilt in 1934 and decorated by the great Art Deco glass designer René Lalique:

And Grosnez Castle presented its best side to my camera, aided by a beautiful blue sky speckled by assisting cloud.

It was only a slight disappointment to find a) that there is only one holy well apparently surviving on the island and we couldn't get to it, and that b) Grosnez doesn't mean Big Nose Castle as it apparently should, but in fact refers to a 'grey headland'.

Ambiguities of Birth and Death

Once upon a time the funerals of newborn children were commonplace and a family that had never had to experience any would have been fortunate. Now they are far less common; but I took one a couple of days ago. A young couple from the parish had twin boys, born premature at 23 weeks. It is far from unknown for such tiny babies to survive if born at that point in a pregnancy, but these were not expected to, and only lived a couple of hours. It wasn't quite as difficult an occasion as the funeral of a stillbirth I once did at Lamford, but rough enough. 

I thought of showing you the picture the parents put on the front of the order of service (such as it was), but decided it wasn't mine to share. There are two tiny forms, clearly not ready to come into the world, with dark, shiny skin, wrapped in the woollen hats and coats they never had much time to wear. Their casket was a single white box, which their dad carried into the church, and through the cemetery, when we got there, to the children's plot.

Of course these twins were a week below the legal abortion limit in this country. This terrible issue is one about which my opinions swing back and forth over time. I can't see the humanity in a small blob of cells, and, given the rate of spontaneous miscarriage early in pregnancy - which sometimes takes place before the woman is even sure she's pregnant - and that fact that we don't, practically or liturgically treat such events as the death of human persons, reason seems to support that assumption. But where, then, is the line where humanity begins? I find it a sobering thought that, in theory, in the same hospital where these two babies were born and died, two babies regarded by their parents as fully their children, perhaps just yards away another might have been regarded entirely differently, and treated so, without differing objectively in any way. Surely it is irrational for the status of a being, as or as not a human person, to be determined not by any objective standard but by the opinions of those who have created it?

All Change Is For The Worse

The point of this unremarkable photograph is its unremarkableness. A couple of (!) my portable radios have become decidedly unreliable due to being repeatedly knocked off tables and so I went to the local Currys (other stores are available) to buy replacements. This one is exactly the same as its predecessor, a model bought too long ago for me to remember very accurately. How delightful to discover something not changing, something perfectly serviceable, reliable and effective in its task not being updated, redeveloped, or remodelled.

This was not the case with replacing my camera, which has again suffered from a couple of accidents and which now has a mysterious black blob visible on all photographs. The sales counter presented a somewhat bewildering range of cameras none of which were quite like the old version. 'I'll have that one,' I told the sales chap, who then went away to open his cupboards. Back he came: 'We don't have any more of those.' Several minutes elapsed while I selected the next least offensive model. That turned out not to be available either. 'We have the 200, the 180, the 2 & 5/8ths, and the sixpence ha'penny', said the weary sales assistant, which meant nothing to me until he took me round to the storage cupboard and showed me what they did have, most of which weren't on display at all. 

To Find a Bishop

When asked my opinion about the Bishop-elect of Dorking, announced on Maundy Thursday to be the Revd Jo Wells, my usual response (depending on how facetious I feel I can be) is to express admiration that the Church of England cast its net so widely. All the way to the far side of the Archbishop of Canterbury's office, in fact: Revd Wells is currently Justin Welby's chaplain, and married, to boot, to the Vicar of St Martin in the Fields. It was a nice matter to decide which of them would be raised to the episcopal bench first, I'm told. Perhaps in the fullness of time they may both be. Won't that be nice. 

Facetiousness aside, the Diocese of Guildford now has two moderate evangelical bishops, and before long the only Catholic voice in the senior ranks of the diocese will be the Cathedral's - a somewhat diluted Catholic voice at that. Mind you, a couple of years ago both of the bishops were mild Catholics, so it is perhaps the swing of the pendulum. 

It is, however, a large and slow-moving pendulum and one which has been swinging this way for some time. It's increasingly hard to find clergy from the Catholic end of the spectrum to occupy senior positions, even those that have traditionally gone to them. Top posts (of which there really aren't very many) tend now to go to evangelicals because they're the only game in town. Not long ago I was contacted by the diocesan training department who have woken up to the lack of vocations emerging from the Catholic end of the Church and want to stage a mini-conference about it (they recently put together a video encouraging vocations among younger people, and evangelical bias was only one of those on awkward display in it), which I've offered to host at Swanvale Halt. My suggestion will be that vocations can only grow from parishes which are developing an active and healthy Christian life and that if the diocese really wants that to happen it'll have to do some pump-priming in a group of selected parishes - send them curates regardless of whether they qualify under the current rules, or fund children's-and-families workers - and not expect much in the way of results for a generation or so. Swanvale Halt may not be one of them, of course. I don't know whether they'll really want to hear that.

This week I spoke to S.D. who had spent Holy Week at St John the Divine, Kennington, a very longstanding trad-Catholic parish which shows that it can be done. 'There were 60-70 people at mass every weekday and 300 communicants on Good Friday', he told me, 'It was wonderful.' It was, I reflected, April 1st when we had our conversation, but even then S.D. doesn't need that occasion to exaggerate outrageously.