Thursday 31 March 2022

Building for the Future?

The house which for the foreseeable future is still only going to have me living in it has been the focus of attention of late, both official and unofficial. The latter came in the shape of a gentleman, and following him a lady who couldn't quite believe the information he gave her, so came to check for herself (I suspect it was the information I gave him that was wrong). They are compiling a survey of all the buildings in the area constructed from Bargate stone, a rather lovely honey-coloured sandstone widely used in Surrey where its main reserves lay. My house is one of these. It has quite a complicated history, beginning as a Victorian cottage, then doubling in size thanks to an extension which I thought was 1930s but is probably 1950s, and finally a second extension in the mid-90s which brought the kitchen to its current unnecessary size. To the rear of the older bit the stone courses are laid evenly and regularly like brick, but I hadn't noticed how even on the side of that portion they are all higgledy-piggledy like the more recent extension. Has that wall been taken down and refaced? It certainly has un-Victorian windows.

So much for the unofficial visits. Recently the diocese has become aware that it doesn't have a proper list of the property it owns and not unnaturally would like to rectify this, so a young man from a surveying company popped round before I was confined with covid to measure the house, a task which these days, notwithstanding my picture here, is done with lasers and cameras that measure things as they take photographs of them. Then yesterday a lady from an energy inspection firm called round to assess the house for an energy efficiency certificate. She didn't have a laser, or at least I didn't see her use one, but unlike the surveyor did need to go into the loft to check the insulation (she was quite pleased it has some, not that it seems to make a lot of difference to my chilly residence). I've always assumed the house was dreadfully inefficient energy-wise so it will be interesting to see what they come up with.

A couple of days ago someone on the big LiberFaciorum holy wells group asked about the Churches selling off assets and yet not being able to keep churches open or holy wells nearby them kept up, in the context of lovely Gumfreston church in Pembrokeshire which I happened to have visited last October. I briefly described the Church of England's financial issues and the fact that historically it's been lumbered with a number of unwieldy properties which it makes perfect sense to offload - even if clergy are left living in less picturesque houses as a result, they ought to be a bit more practical. For instance the incumbent of the parish next to Swanvale Halt when I arrived rattled around (after being widowed) in a ten-bedroom nightmare of a house, built by an Edwardian Lord of the Manor keen that his rector should live in a style befitting a gentleman; there was a decorative plaster frieze around the sitting room. It was no surprise that when he retired the diocese sold it, rented a cottage for his successor, and then built a sensible four-bed house for hers.

It could be that the diocese's current survey is the prelude to a further rationalisation of property. I assume that my freehold tenure here applies to the house as well as the church and I cannot be turfed out without agreement any more than I can be sacked. I did suggest a long while ago that I could move somewhere smaller and less embarrassing to live in, but if that were indeed to happen, could I come back and check on the fish? They seem to be doing quite well at the moment.

Tuesday 29 March 2022

Give Us Your Huddled Masses

Having decided I wouldn’t be hosting refugees from Ukraine, but very keen to do other things – and for our local churches to have a more coherent approach to supporting refugees in the future, not just in this particular geopolitical event – I was setting great store by yesterday's meeting hosted by Tophill church who are big and well-organised compared to humble Swanvale Halt, and came away from it little the wiser. Sam, the rector of Tophill, described getting daily phone calls asking whether he could help house refugees and the assumption his callers (who are they?) seem to have that a suburban Surrey church will know what’s happening in disputed areas of Ukraine. Nobody has phoned me up, I thought, perhaps they know better than to try. He and his family have signed up to take someone in, but he thought that ‘if we wait for official channels we’ll be waiting forever’ and pointed to the informal community groups which are already trying to organise matches between refugees and hosts and thought the Church could do that. The members of the group who’d actually had past experience dealing with refugees thought this was not a good idea, and church communities should focus on providing help to refugees and hosts, whether those hosts come from within their congregations or the community more widely, rather than being ‘introduction agencies’ which they thought carried more responsibility than just saying ‘you are a host, and you are someone who needs shelter, here you are, you do all the rest yourself’. What would actually happen when someone arrived at Lille or wherever, heading for the UK and needing a visa? It turned out nobody knew for sure. Sam described spending forty minutes on the phone to ‘a helpful lady from immigration who couldn’t tell me anything’. Not knowing anything, however, didn’t stop everyone in the meeting having an opinion. In fact, once I checked gov.uk this afternoon, it seemed pretty clear that this is the ‘official channel’, and it sort of makes sense, even if the initial stage in the Government guidelines – ‘sponsor and guest find each other’ – is almost mystical. Clear, perhaps – I’m not saying it’s easy.

It eventually became apparent that I wasn’t going to get any concrete pointers to help me in what I wanted to do at all. By the end of the gathering we’d agreed that we wanted to make and facilitate contact with official and unofficial groups and potential hosts; to support hosts and refugees; and to identify a range of tasks to help make this happen. These were all things I assumed were givens before we’d started, not the results of 90 minutes of to-ing and fro-ing. My task is to contact some of the relevant charities to find out the very things I thought the meeting might tell me.

Our lay reader Gisele, who has transferred her licence from Tophill to us, was taking part. She and her husband have signed up on the official system as ‘phase 2’ hosts. ‘I lost the will to live’, she admitted to me, ‘though it’s good to know there are people who want to do the right thing’.

Sunday 27 March 2022

Sort Of How It Is Supposed To Work

Unlike last year when it all went a bit wrong, we had a full Mothering Sunday posy-making team and the posies were pleasantly presentable. Today the Roman Catholic congregation also distributed posies, which I can’t remember them doing in the past. It was almost back to normal as the children from the Infants School came to sing for us and brought their families with them, so we had about 120 people in the church for the main service. It was great and everyone enjoyed themselves. But where were our usual congregation members? Without the visitors I calculated we would have been few indeed, possibly fewer than 30. Yesterday I’d seen emails from members of the refreshments team appealing for help as all the people usually available were away or struck down by covid, and so before we began this morning I checked to see whether anyone was available to do it – no hands went up, so we saved on the biscuits. I haven’t heard of anyone newly afflicted by covid for a few days, so I wonder whether the peak is passing us, but it’s still having a noticeable impact.

Friday 25 March 2022

Two Museums and a Graveyard

Apart from us all dropping from covid - and even that shows signs of tailing off - the parish is quiet, so it was as well that I went out sightseeing yesterday. Not many people identify the sights of Tottenham and Walthamstow as ones they especially want to visit, but I thought I might take in a couple of suburban museums, and so my journey took me to Bruce Castle and Vestry House.

Bruce Castle Museum in Tottenham sits in its own park. Buried somewhere in its current state is a Tudor mansion but it's been so mucked about with over the centuries hardly any of that is visible. As you go around the galleries hints of the manor house, and then school, the building used to be emerge in the form of its collection of fireplaces, staircase, and great iron kitchen range. I liked Bruce Castle because of its maximalist approach of absolutely packing display cases with stuff, boards with photos, and not-obviously relevant kit such as a statue of a small girl embroidering in a corridor (you almost fall over her). Tottenham is of course a very multicultural part of London but although this gets a mention here and there - there was a great display on textile designer Althea McNish and some information about businesses that served the black community - it remains to be integrated with the rest. Upstairs was a show about Edwardian artist Beatrice Offor, 'Sisters, Sirens and Saints', and I was delighted to find that one of those saints she depicted was kneeling next to a shattered wheel.






I remember Vestry House as having a good name in the social-history museum world once upon a time, but I was less taken with it. Its 'institutional olive'-painted hallways express something of the grimness the building might have had when it was a workhouse, and there was a very nice display about the local music scene in the late '80s and early '90s, colourful and full of personal history, but I was surprised to see the sheer amount of sunlight strafing the objects in the 'domestic life' rooms upstairs. That area is all hessian and 1980s captions and must surely be due a refurb!




But Vestry House is in the most picturesque bit of Walthamstow, even if the parish church was swathed in scaffolding. The view across the graveyard to the Ancient House, allegedly the oldest dwelling-house in London, is as pleasing as you could want.

Wednesday 23 March 2022

Crossing That Bridge When We Come To It

As I said at the time of Forth Bridge, London Bridge will be an event of an entirely different order. No matter what you think of the monarchy, the departure of HM the Queen will mark a significant shift in our mental landscape, and arguably not just within this country. Things will suddenly feel different - though I suspect not very different, for the vast majority of people for whom the Queen is a warmly-regarded figure but not one who makes that much impact. Of course we know that London Bridge is approaching, as is the demise of all of us: an inevitable event, unlike the Major Disaster Plan I have in a file somewhere, that deals with something which might not happen at all. Yet it was still strangely disconcerting to get a call from the Council today to discuss how Swanvale Halt church might take part, hosting a book of remembrance, prayers on the day before the funeral, and being open for people to come in to pray and reflect. All this is fine with me: we're discussing the Chairman of the Board, after all. You might prudently think about arrangements for your own death, but it seems very odd to be discussing the death of someone you don't know and how you're going to react to it, not even emotionally but practically.

It was even odder when mere moments later I received an email from a different Council employee about how the town is going to be celebrating the Platinum Jubilee in June, namely with the lighting of a lantern at a suitable spot which I will be blessing, and 'a bit of a procession'. Presumably we all think HMQ can make it that far.

Isn't London Bridge a crushingly dull looking thing?

Monday 21 March 2022

La Peste

It felt strange at 7am yesterday morning to go down the hill to the post box and then past it for the first time in twelve days. Even in the midst of my isolation I had ventured out to post letters under cover of darkness, slightly on edge in case Sir Chris Whitty or someone were to leap out from a bush and point an accusing finger at me. There was never anyone else around, though, to denounce or to potentially infect. Anyway, on Sunday I left the post box far behind me and went down to the church. At least I remembered where it was. 

There were fewer people at the 10am mass than for ages: in fact, barely half the numbers we had only a month ago when everyone coincidentally turned up at once. Then, and since, I have had a string of reports and emails announcing this or that person has covid or is steering clear of friends and relatives in case they do. One of them is Sylv our Pastoral Assistant, and her being out takes out a range of others as well, not just those she gives lifts to church but also those who were in the home group she took part in last week. So far, though, only one member of the church has had to go to hospital, and he has (praise God) just been released, sorry, discharged. I mention all this just to put my own sickness into the context of a very significant upsurge in cases, and one which is cutting a swathe through the older members of the community. Thankfully, though, none of them are all that ill, generally reporting nothing more serious than a heavy cold and mostly less than that. The great benefit is that really quite large numbers of people will have had covid before Easter and there will be no reason for them not to come. Or not that one, anyway.

Saturday 19 March 2022

Interloper

Last year I caught sight of a flash of red in the branches of the hazel tree just where it shouldn't have been and kept telling myself I would investigate it properly, but by the time I got around to looking the hazel was in full leaf, the red had gone, and there was a little leafy twiggy plant poking out of the wall which gave precious little clue as to what it might be. Yesterday I sa w the red again and this time managed to get a proper look. 


This little thing appears to be a Flowering Currant, of all things, wedged into a crack on the top of the wall. Flowering currants produce fruit which are edible but impalatable to humans but presumably birds like them, which presumably is how it got here, after an avian of some variety dextrously poo-ed in the gap or wiped its beak on it. It is a nice addition to the garden's flora, despite its unrealistic position. I wonder if I can retrieve a seed and grow it on.

Thursday 17 March 2022

Sanctuary

As refugees come out of Ukraine in their hundreds of thousands, it raises again the question I have asked myself before in different contexts, and I answer it in the same way, but with more insight into why. I won’t be taking anyone in to my house, although obviously there is space. It isn’t even the prospect of managing practically sharing space and facilities that’s the issue: it’s more that taking someone fleeing another country into your home isn’t just a matter of giving them a roof – I’ve done that with people I know on a couple of occasions – it is, effectively, them joining your family, as I’ve heard the relevant charities say. You become, in a way, responsible for them. I’ve realised how much the sense of responsibility and decision-making in my working life generally affects me, and how much I look forward to not doing it one day, if I get that far, so no longer having a door between me and the things I am responsible for (quite apart from general introversion which makes all interaction hard enough work) isn’t something I am comfortable taking on. I wouldn’t function well.

It was thinking about this that led me, long ago, to conclude that it is a good spiritual principle to do with all your might what you can do rather than lament what you can’t. If I am not going to be hosting anyone in my house, it is all the more vital that I contribute in some other way, trying to help and support anyone who comes to this community and the people who might end up hosting them. So yesterday I found myself watching a presentation by the Sanctuary Foundation, the organisation the bishops have pointed the Guildford churches towards, as they recounted the experience of refugees and hosts, and representatives of charities working in the area, and described how the UK government scheme is set up so far. Not very extensively yet, it turns out, as potential sponsors already have to have a Ukrainian contact lined up to come here and clearly only a tiny fraction of the generous souls who have volunteered their help and their homes do. The most practical outcome from my point of view was learning about Reset UK, a charity which has been co-ordinating community support for refugees for some while – ‘support’ meaning not just hosting, but other kinds of practical help, including for the hosts themselves. This strikes me as a good socialist approach that looks beyond individual charity towards hospitality as something communal.

The co-director of Reset pointed out that Ukrainians aren’t exactly the first people to seek refuge here: it goes on all the time. We know that there’s an Afghan family living in the Swanvale Halt area, for instance, but we have little contact with them. The UK has been quietly in receipt of many Hong Kong Chinese with British passports since China started playing hard-ball there, and I have no idea whether any of them have found their way to our local area. But in general we seem surprised by this happening; meanwhile, my Finnish friend Elsa describes how the first Ukrainian children are already at school in her home country, while here (so the charities say) it typically takes months for refugee children to find a place in the school system.

Perhaps part of the problem is that the UK – perhaps because we are surrounded and shielded by water – sees the mass displacement of human beings from their homes as something rare and exceptional, rather than an event we sadly ought to expect to happen. We have never had to undergo it ourselves: we have never been invaded, never been a persecuted minority, never undergone a devastating disaster. The more we get used to it, the better organised we will get, and the less daunting it will seem.

Tuesday 15 March 2022

Straight to the Door

More days in covid incarceration beckon, and I have engaged in yet another personal first by ordering a grocery delivery online. Just like my past experiences of joining the kind of modernity everyone else has long since embraced, this feels like something of a defeat and I wish I understood quite why. Dr Abacus says his family find online shopping far more convenient and I suppose it is. In this instance, there may be some reprehensible pride lurking at the bottom of my reaction, as I would rather go and do my own shopping than have someone else do it for me - a minimal sort of independence, which I might be better off shaking free of. But I have no choice at the moment, and I was able to buy some lentil soup which seems to have disappeared off the shelves a long while ago. I can probably be reassured that I won't be making a habit of this because it was a tough job finding enough things to make the minimum shop: a packet of razor blades, which I don't really need yet, got me halfway to the magic £40 in one go. And that felt like cheating. 

Sunday 13 March 2022

Another Nice Mess

Laurel and Hardy were part of the landscape of my childhood, originally via the comics that were bought for me in the early-to-mid-1970s rather than their movies. These were the product of Larry Harmon, an entrepreneurial US entertainer who bought the rights to Bozo the Clown, a character he had helped portray, from his employers Capital Records, and then set up an animation studio to make Bozo cartoons. Now, I relate all this because I’ve only just found out about it. Most accounts say rather reticently that Harmon ‘purchased the rights to the visual image of Laurel & Hardy’ in 1961, which is odd given that they’d very deliberately played themselves precisely to avoid them being sacked and anyone else given their characters. The most likely explanation is the one Stan’s friend and biographer John McCabe seems to have given, that Harmon persuaded Stan to sign what he thought was a temporary licensing agreement for one cartoon show, only to realise afterwards that it in fact covered all further use of the characters. If the press reports at the time were accurate, Stan was rather up for this at first; but as time went on, nothing materialised, and he realised exactly what had happened (‘I think [Harmon] was afraid to let me see the pilot’ he wrote) he went very sour on the idea. After Stan died in 1965, there was indeed a short-lived and not very well-received TV cartoon show followed a few years later by the comics (published in the UK by Thorpe & Porter) and as much merchandise as Larry Harmon could get made. So the mouldering copies still in my parents’ loft and this battered little figurine are all products of the Harmon machine. My main surprise is that the comic apparently stopped being published in 1974 – can I really have been only 5?

A small child doesn’t go to movies for narrative, structure and content, but remembers fragments, gestures, and personalities, and Stan and Ollie’s films offer plenty of those. The pair are childlike presences themselves, moving through a world they don’t completely understand and with which they are very frequently at odds, which may be why small children identify with them, if they encounter them at all these days. They approach impending disaster with boundless optimism, and look back on it with bafflement, each movie setting them up for another twenty minutes or so of catastrophe completely unrelated to the chaos that might have befallen them in the one before.

This means that watching the films as an adult for a bit of nostalgic comfort in hard times is a different experience. Some – The Music Box, Towed in a Hole, Helpmates – remain brilliant examples of visual comedy, and in virtually all of them there is some episode which showcases Stan and Ollie’s superlative skill in timing, gesture, and facial expression. But quite a lot are a bit patchy. It’s true that the very early films were rattled off at breakneck speed: there’s one sequence in 1927-8 where both men have their hair abnormally short across several stories because they’d done one set in a prison for which their heads were shaved, and studio boss Hal Roach couldn’t wait for them to return to normal before starting filming again. By the time Laurel and Hardy were big stars, a bit more care was being expended even on these two- and three-reelers, but that doesn’t make them all great.

Then there are other considerations than the merely technical. The other night I rewatched Them Thar Hills and Tit for Tat, the only two Laurel & Hardy shorts which narratively follow on from one another, and then really only to provide the pretext for an escalating sequence of mutual insult and destruction with grumpy grocer Charlie Hall in the second film. They are both good, but the sour note is the horrible relationship between Charlie, and other longstanding Roach and Laurel & Hardy regular, Mae Busch. They play a married couple who in Them Thar Hills run out of gas on a trip in the mountains and decide Stan and Ollie’s trailer is a good place to ask for help, little anticipating the chaos that will ensue. They are already clearly not the most harmonious of spouses, but when Charlie returns with the car and finds Mae having a decidedly merry (if completely innocent) time with her new chums, courtesy of the well-water into which bootleggers have tipped several barrels of moonshine, he doesn’t take it well at all. We aren't supposed to like him, of course, but his rage-filled manhandling of Mae is likely to have modern audiences baying for his arrest. Unlike Stan and Ollie hitting each other with various household implements to the accompaniment of surreal bongs, this is a bit too nastily real.

A bit less violently, one can also detect in oneself a shift of sympathies. Blotto from 1930 is a nice little film in which Stan and Ollie go for a sneaky night out at a club after fibbing to Mrs Laurel (there is no Mrs Hardy on this occasion), and, to aid celebration in those Prohibition times, pilfer a bottle of liquor she has kept aside. Little do they realise that Mrs Laurel is wise to their risibly transparent plot and has replaced the drink with an unpleasant but entirely unintoxicating liquid. At the club – a stupendously jazzy set worth seeing just for that – they pass an increasingly inebriated and riotous evening, until Mrs L turns up herself and icily informs them that they’ve been drinking cold tea, whereon they sober up very rapidly. I didn’t realise that several minutes of the film were cut from its original release and only survive in the Spanish-language version Roach did for that lucrative market. The scenes – Stan and Ollie’s drunken interaction with a waiter and two dance acts at the club, one of them really quite exotic – fell foul of a later censorship regime, but don’t really add much.

The women in Stan and Ollie’s lives usually represent the dreadful shackles of adult existence and responsibility for which they are simply unfitted, and now we might find ourselves seeing them less as the shrews the writers probably intended and instead sympathising with them for having to deal with these overgrown kids. It helps that in Blotto Mrs Laurel is played by the beautiful Anita Garvin in a fantastic slinky dress (it looks black, but it could of course have been a variety of colours). The interaction between her and Stan is the best bit of the film and in her venomous expressions we are surely not wrong in seeing years of seething resentment at his perpetual idiocy. How did she end up with him, we think, and you can tell that thought isn’t far from her mind, either.


'She's in the kitchen'


Well, yes, she is


The stunning Rainbow Club before Stan & Ollie's big entrance


It's a short step from hilarity ...


... to the moment of sobriety.


Mrs Laurel is in the mood for revenge ...


... and, as the boys attempt to flee in a cab, enacts it.

Anita Garvin was a Hal Roach regular and appeared in several films with Laurel & Hardy. Interestingly, Roach tried to turn the lanky Garvin and diminutive studio-mate Marion Byron into a female comedy double act, but didn’t get very far with it: only one of their movies, the amiable little 1928 comedy A Pair of Tights, survives, one of the very last of the silents. Mrs Laurel in Blotto was the most extensive role she had with Laurel & Hardy, though she turned up again as Mrs Laurel a year or two later, in Be Big. She finishes both movies firing a gun at the pair, assisted the second time by Isabelle Keith as Mrs Hardy. Funny that.

Friday 11 March 2022

Seduced by Signs

There is precious little to say about a third day secluded indoors, unless I was to discuss the weird dreams of a disrupted night's sleep, culminating in one in which I finish the midweek mass and then watch Frs Duncan and Kevin (from Lamford days) talk to each other while I am strangled by my facemask. Since getting up on Wednesday and feeling iffy, I've moved on to grotty, and I wonder whether it would have been worse had I not had my three vaccinations, or whether they have made no difference at all. In fact my symptoms are not very different from those of the cold I had a couple of weeks ago, or of any other moderately annoying cold I've ever had. It's been inconvenient enough already, and of course what I would like to happen is for my next covid test on Sunday evening to be clear, followed by another on Monday, or I am going to have to rearange yet more events I am supposed to be taking part in. Given the stage things seem to be at presently - an irritating dry cough appearing - I am not very confident of that. Like listening neurotically to the news to work out whether we're all going to be alive in a week, anxiously analysing every passing sensation to see if it presages your condition getting better is pointless - but I suspect we all do it!

The Messy Church team are determined to press on with the gathering tomorrow. Obviously I can't lead the worship bit but all they really need is something to occupy everyone in church while the hall is set up for tea. Jack is going to do it. I only hope what he has in mind doesn't involve reciting 'Albert and the Lion' like usual. 

Wednesday 9 March 2022

That I Feared Has Come Upon Me, or, Lent Gets More Loathsome


In the middle of the night I woke up feeling nauseous. It went off in a couple of minutes, and I returned to sleep. Then on getting up I discovered I had a bit of a headache, which isn’t the most unusual experience in the world. I would normally have taken a covid test, and did so, and as I rather dreaded, the second little red line appeared. At least it proved I’ve probably been doing it right all those times it didn’t.

Church Club at school had to be cancelled toute de suite and the parents informed, and I set about trying to think who might fill in for the services and two baptisms this weekend – retired hospital chaplain Duncan offered to do the lot, for which he will win the Rector’s Gold Star and Bar did such a thing exist. I have a slight tremor of fear lest Duncan succumb as well (he was with us at Morning Prayer yesterday), and there isn’t much sign of a Plan C in evidence, but he will test himself too. Then there is Trevor, who I took for a haircut yesterday: he may soon have something actually to complain about in place of his usual imaginary ailments.

It wasn’t just Church Club that had to be cancelled: the Singing Club at school wasn’t running because of a covid case, and when Sandra who is the Church Club supremo got to prison where she was supposed to be taking part in a parenting course, that had been stopped as well. There is, as they say, a lot of it about. Dr Abacus has persuaded me to sign up for the molnupiravir trial to do my bit for society. I will have a bit of time on my hands until Monday at the very least.

Still, it means I shall be all right for Easter! He says, rashly.

Monday 7 March 2022

Walking Round Woking

The tube strike scuppered my aim to go to London to visit a suburban museum or two last week, but rather keen on a change of scene of any kind I set off for a walk around the footpaths south of Woking. The aim was to have my sandwich at the ruins of Woking Old Palace. But first having parked near Newark Lock on the Wey Navigation I found myself having to negotiate paths which were really no longer paths, but pools and occasionally flowing streams. Sometimes walking straight through the middle was the safest bet as you were still treading on what was a path underneath the water, whereas straying to either side took you into marsh of uncertain solidity and depth. Most of the time my boots were proof against this treatment, until the one occasion when I completely misjudged what I was treading on and found my leg in water up above the knee. 

Woking Old Palace is not all that prepossessing, a couple of medieval walls set into the remains of a later brick barn, but even if the weather is dull you can sit, eat, and contemplate the marshes, checking that the planes going overhead are ordinary passenger flights and not fighter jets. 

From there I squelched towards Woking town. My destination was the wonderful Lightbox, the museum-cum-gallery I've visited several times before. It was time to renew my acquaintance with its striking displays which pack the whole history of the town very effectively into a single room, and, just as importantly, with its tea shop.

I returned via a different route avoiding the damp problems of the outward journey, observing the geese enjoying their waterlogged surroundings in the shadows of Newark Abbey.

Driving out to Newark earlier on, much to my surprise I found St Mary Magdalene's, Ripley, open. Ripley was a four-star church in 1973, so this was a worthwhile addition to the visiting list. The only sign of obvious Catholic identity now is the aumbry (you may note the lack of lamp) and, near it, a little statue of the BVM looking a tad embarrassed at being there; the nice Gothic panel on the wall seems to serve no clear purpose beyond the decorative. As often happens, the Lady Chapel, with its altar reredos that looks a little like a bedhead, was given as a result of World War One, but unusually as a thank offering for someone returning safely than a memorial to someone who didn't. And - a specially delightful bonus! - there is a window of St Catherine, looking very placid and ethereal on this occasion. 




Saturday 5 March 2022

A Loathsome Lent

One should not say this, but Lent is loathsome. It is supposed to be six weeks of deepened spiritual wrestling but for many clergy it involves more activity rather than more reflection. That’s certainly what it’s felt like for me these first few days as I race a bit to keep up. I expect a lot of it depends what the ordinary schedule of your particular church is like, and when Ash Wednesday happens to fall in it.

My usual Lenten disciplines involve not consuming specially pleasurable things – alcohol and chocolate – and fasting on Fridays and Ash Wednesday itself. It’s not a very strict fast as I break it at 6pm in the evening and do drink water (only sensible) and black tea or coffee (necessary to stave off caffeine withdrawal symptoms), but I never enjoy not eating. It always makes me feel cold and distracted. Once upon a time I fasted on Wednesdays in Lent as well as Fridays but decided on balance it was doing more harm than good!

This year, though, I have something extra, and it’s not giving up biscuits which I tried on one occasion and hated; I am not listening to radio news programmes. In fact I stopped at the beginning of this week when I realised I was trying to gauge whether any particular report meant we were an inch closer to or further from nuclear obliteration and of course there is no end to this (unless obliteration comes). I still listen to a couple of bulletins through the day, but have turned off Today, The world at One, PM, and The world Tonight for the first time since my teens. This has been very odd: Radio 4 has been my constant companion and I find the silence strange. Even now I am typing with seashore noises in the background to provide some sound in the house. But what began as a means of preserving mental health and my ability to work has become a sort of fast. It remains to be seen what the Lord will do with it.

Thursday 3 March 2022

The Root of All Fears


Here’s a question. What connects an old Dr who story, Alexander the Great, a Russian neo-fascist philosopher, and the doyen of Anglican spiritual directors? You are, of course, about to find out, so bear with me as I know this is tortuous and very possibly completely wide of any kind of mark.

We’ll start with the philosopher, if one can call him that. Like everyone else I have spent probably too much time reading around the Ukraine conflict trying to understand where we all went wrong in our assessment of the way Russia, or certain Russians, have been thinking over the last few decades (when one of your congregation wants to talk to you about the Russo-Finnish winter war of 1939-40 and its possible relevance to current events, you know something unusual is happening). I had heard of Alexander Dugin but hadn’t given him much thought until his name kept cropping up as an influence on Mr Putin and his generation of Russian leaders. His widest-read book is called The Foundations of Geopolitics: there is a lot of reason to think even Mr Putin doesn’t buy into the wilder aspects of the Dugin programme which involve ‘dismantling China as far as possible’ – one wonders what Mr Xi makes of that if he’s aware of it – but at the heart of it is the interesting if tendentious idea that power relationships between states are determined fundamentally not by economics or ideas but simply by the position they occupy on the globe: that conflicts between nations whose power is based on land and those whose power is sea-based are bound to arise, and that Russia, occupying the centre of the Eurasian landmass, must inevitably be a paramount state regardless of anything else that might happen to it. In 1997 this was just what the Russian elite (and lots of others) wanted to hear: the idea that the Russian state would ineluctably return to dominance just when it had gone through several years of being close to a basket-case had an understandable attraction.

That ‘geopolitical’ concept has something going for it and I suspect that’s really what Mr Putin and those who surround him have taken on board. We have to hope they aren’t much interested in ‘the Finlandization of Europe’ which Dugin favours and so on, even if they have adopted many of his suggestions about fomenting unrest in the USA and detaching the UK from Europe. But why bother to rule the world - what’s the point, in Dugin’s thinking? It is to roll back modernity. Dugin loathes the contamination of ‘liberalism’: he can’t see any point to the internet and would like to abolish it, he bangs on about traditional family units, he talks about Russia championing collectivism over individualism – which leads him to his oddest suggestion, a combination of Orthodox Christianity and Russian neopaganism which he sees as having a common interest in ‘intuition’ as opposed to the rationality of the west. It all made me think how fascist thinkers manage to gather such collections of ideas which to the rest of us seem so weird. What underlying theme unites them? What’s really motivating them?

I considered how my own thinking over the course of my life so far has developed in completely the opposite direction, and how very little I really want to control anything, order anything, or tell anyone else what to do. The things I am most interested in are the smallest and least ideological – my friends, my family, beautiful things, a nice cup of coffee and a chat with someone I am well disposed to, some music, or indeed watching a creaky old episode of Dr who. These things seem the real and valuable ones, and everything else is irrelevant.

Kinda is a very uncharacteristic and highly weird Dr Who story. It sees Peter Davison’s Doctor and companions encounter a colonial exploration unit on a jungle planet whose natives don’t speak but communicate telepathically. Three of the mission have disappeared and the Security Officer, Mr Hindle, is clearly becoming mentally affected by the strain. When the mission commander Sanders goes off on a recce leaving Hindle in charge he has a complete breakdown, obsessing about the threat to the base even though there doesn’t seem to be any clear danger (it’s a very good performance by Simon Rouse). He threatens, shouts, cries, rambles about ‘microbes’, and finally rigs up a system of explosives which will obliterate the base itself and everything in a thirty-mile radius: ‘and then we’ll be safe’, he says. When the Doctor asks him what exactly he thinks the threat to the colonists is, he replies, ‘the plants’: there is something about the lush, abundant landscape outside the base that unhinges him. In the story’s Buddhist way of thinking, what Hindle cannot cope with is life: the fact that life keeps changing, that it continually has to be renegotiated with, never stops in one form. ‘Change and decay in all around I see’, he tells the Doctor a little before descending into complete looniness.

Jesus says (I read it at a funeral only this Tuesday) ‘I have come that they may have life, and have it abundantly’. Fascists, on the other hand, generally seem to hate life, like Mr Hindle. If they gain power, they rarely use it to indulge physical appetites particularly (except via architecture: they do like their monumental buildings) and are usually on the puritanical side of the scale. They tend to be misogynistic and want women to occupy traditional roles; they obsess about the family and tradition, which is why you often find them trying to rope in the support of the Church. They rail against the simple business of people enjoying themselves in the differing ways they choose. Why would you hate life so much? Because it involves constant change. Fascists are trying to stop things changing, to freeze the world at a particular point, to conquer it; the social or military conquest expresses a sort of existential conquest. And why would you be afraid of change? Because, ultimately, you are afraid of the death which change prefigures.

Of course most of us are afraid of death to some degree: one of the two experiences that come the way of all human beings, and yet we know nothing about it (beyond what our faith may tell us). We all want to ‘go home’; we all want things to be under control, just enough to manage; to maintain our comforting routines; to tell ourselves that we will wake up in the morning. But we don’t all experience these things as a constant underlying scream pushing us to obliterate the signs of change and movement that prove to us the fact that one day, we will die.

Perhaps Alexander the Great was the first expression of this futile attempt to cheat death by establishing physical dominance over as much of the world as he could. Whatever the point may have been to his conquests at the beginning, pressing on to ‘the ends of the world and the great outer sea’ had no rationale apart from getting there and planting a pillar with his name on it in the sands. Earth’s farthest shore would been trodden by the Macedonian’s foot, imprinted by his identity. It would be comprehended. Alexander was an oriental despot and of course ideological authoritarians are very different, but they too are trying to reach the shore of the farthest sea and claim it for their own.

Fr Somerset ward’s great sequence of Spiritual Instructions spreads from 1919 to 1959, forty years of reflection and the fruits of meditation: his very first was entitled ‘A Sermon on Fear’. Fear of death only forms an incidental example of his theme, but Somerset ward was convinced that it lay at the root of much human sin. It brooded in the soul, hidden, and emerged in morbid and disguised forms. I think we can see it wherever grandiose schemes of political organisation turn away from what human beings actually want, and chain them into someone else’s utopia.

Tuesday 1 March 2022

War Scenes

By the time I got to the ecumenical Prayer Breakfast at the Baptist Church in Hornington on Saturday, breakfast was over and prayer had long since begun. Naturally there was only one subject on people’s minds and Patrick, the retired Baptist minister leading the reflections, did a sound job bringing out the ramifications of events in Ukraine and the world’s response to them, including the effects on the poor both in Russia and here as sanctions cut in and prices rise. Yesterday I was in school to do assembly with the year 1s, and decided not to talk about war but about Lent: but Alison the headteacher told me the diocese had already sent through a bundle of resources about ‘how to talk to children about war’, not inappropriately as there is one child in the school of Ukrainian extraction.

I doubt the diocesan material includes anything on ‘how to talk to children about the potential end of civilisation’, but my prayers at the moment focus on the war not escalating beyond poor Ukraine. I’m a little calmer about this than I was since reading up a bit about what the situation actually is in respect of the global stock of nuclear weapons, and observing how moderate the Americans are being, but still think there’s a fair chance none of us will make it as far as Easter. It’s not just Mr Putin whose mind seems full of illusions: tyrants rarely fall in single, catastrophic events, tyrannical political systems even less often, but our liberal media love the idea that massive demonstrations will storm the palace and pluck the despot from his throne, or ill-conceived foreign adventures lead to his downfall as plucky small nations defy him. It’s the story they always tell, and it’s fanciful. Hope isn’t a strategy.

Cylene the Goth got in touch to ask how they should address St Olga: I boggled a bit as they’re a pagan. They were treating St Olga of Kyiv in the way they would a pagan deity, gathering things that the entity might like as an offering. ‘I’ve got blue and yellow candles for the Ukrainian flag’, Cylene said: ‘Should I offer vodka, or mead? What would have been around in her time?’ we had an interesting discussion about how the invocation of saints in the Christian tradition differed from pagan approaches. I was quite moved that Cylene even thought of it.

Father Jeffrey of the Roman parish offered the ministers a Shrove Tuesday lunch, and once we were safely through a discussion of clerical shirts and the game casserole I raised the topic of the war. How were my colleagues assimilating all this? Alan from the United Reformed Church admitted that he was so unsettled he was procrastinating about almost everything he had to do ‘because part of me thinks there’s a 5% chance none of us will be alive by Sunday’. Marlene from Tophill just felt fazed and anxious. Jeffrey got us back on a spiritual level by reminding us of the traditional triad of spiritual weaponry we emphasise in Lent – prayer, fasting, and almsgiving. We may feel powerless, but we are not: these things are ammunition in the Lord’s hands and, while they may not affect the surface of things, they operate against the deep roots of evil which causes so much pain in our world. I found that very helpful.

Finally Gisele, our new Lay Reader who has shifted her allegiance from Tophill, alerted me to the Diocese in Europe’s call for churches to pray about the war at 6pm this evening. A late email rounded up a dozen souls who sat in an intense silence in front of the blessed sacrament. Several of us had Russian or Ukrainian connections and Sylv our Pastoral Assistant brought in some photographs from the Ukraine gathered by her husband who worked there in the 1990s. I even mentioned St Olga in the summing-up: I hope she, and the angels, heard. Holy God, holy and strong, holy and immortal, have mercy on us.