What Happens When Priests Get Together

It's like an episode of Father Ted, of course.

- Were you ordained in Guildford diocese?

- No, I used to be at Wantage.

- Ah, were you there when Frank Frinton was there?

- No, he'd already gone to Birmingham by my time. My rector was Fr Bendybus.

- Is that the same Fr Bendybus who was at St Frottage-by-the-Gasworks with old Doddy Manhole?'

- No, there was a curate who looked like him though. But you can tell Fr Bendybus because he's got the, y'now, the thing.

- Of course, the thing, I'd forgotten.

- How could you forget the thing?